Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Oh I'd just like to support you!

I get calls like these every once in a while.

Caller (a touchy feely women's rights person): Oh, I love what you do!

Me: Okay. Thanks.

Caller: How can I get your (product or service) for free?

Me: You can't.

Caller: But I want to support you!

Me: Send me $250.

Caller: I can't afford that!

Me thinking: I can't afford to work for free because for some odd freaking liberal reason you want to support me by not paying for my product. You goddamn idiot.

Me talking: Sorry we charge for our (product or service) because that's the way we support our families.

Gawd liberals are idiots.


Blogger Kevin S. Willis said...

Love that. Really, isn't that the truth? Liberals want to support all of us--by taking away our money, our mobility, our freedom of choice, the right dissent or express any sort of skepticism about their anti-technology, anti-capitalist apocalyptic doomsaying . . . But "I just want to help you . . . "

10:54 AM  
Blogger Pamela said...

I saw the Bumper sticker with that weird blue ball with red stripes =
it said:

Because Everyone deserves some of what you've worked hard for.

2:02 AM  
Blogger Fish-2 said...

Utterly amazing. I owned my own print shop for a while and I think a full 25% of the people walking through the door wanted me to print something for them for free "because it would support a worthy cause". I told them I had a more worthy cause close to home I was trying to support, my family.

9:40 AM  

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