Oh I'd just like to support you!
I get calls like these every once in a while.
Caller (a touchy feely women's rights person): Oh, I love what you do!
Me: Okay. Thanks.
Caller: How can I get your (product or service) for free?
Me: You can't.
Caller: But I want to support you!
Me: Send me $250.
Caller: I can't afford that!
Me thinking: I can't afford to work for free because for some odd freaking liberal reason you want to support me by not paying for my product. You goddamn idiot.
Me talking: Sorry we charge for our (product or service) because that's the way we support our families.
Gawd liberals are idiots.
Caller (a touchy feely women's rights person): Oh, I love what you do!
Me: Okay. Thanks.
Caller: How can I get your (product or service) for free?
Me: You can't.
Caller: But I want to support you!
Me: Send me $250.
Caller: I can't afford that!
Me thinking: I can't afford to work for free because for some odd freaking liberal reason you want to support me by not paying for my product. You goddamn idiot.
Me talking: Sorry we charge for our (product or service) because that's the way we support our families.
Gawd liberals are idiots.
posted by Walker at 1:58 PM
3 Comments:
Love that. Really, isn't that the truth? Liberals want to support all of us--by taking away our money, our mobility, our freedom of choice, the right dissent or express any sort of skepticism about their anti-technology, anti-capitalist apocalyptic doomsaying . . . But "I just want to help you . . . "
I saw the Bumper sticker with that weird blue ball with red stripes =
it said:
Because Everyone deserves some of what you've worked hard for.
Utterly amazing. I owned my own print shop for a while and I think a full 25% of the people walking through the door wanted me to print something for them for free "because it would support a worthy cause". I told them I had a more worthy cause close to home I was trying to support, my family.
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