Monday, December 17, 2007

How to properly integrate the White Lady



The very very very sensitive Wall Street Journal wrote about this old famous bar drink, the White Lady, but said it should be renamed because of the racial overtones of the drink's name! See post below.

To get the racial overtones just right, follow these instructions exactly to mix the perfect White Lady:

1 1/2 Ounce Gin

3/4 Ounce Cointreau

3/4 Ounce fresh lemon juice

Shake with ice and strain into a stemmed cocktail glass.

Variations:
Redneck White Lady (pictured above)
Has a little stronger racial overtones. Instead of adding the fresh lemon juice, shake the gin and cointreau over ice then pour into a Martini glass from Dollar General. Squeeze 1/8th lemon into the mix and leave the lemon cause it looks purty.

See post below if this whole thing makes no sense to you.

Now... Who can give me a recipe for the Rev. Sharpton?

11 Comments:

Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Hey WW!
Thanks for coming by.

And I could definitely use a drink...

I have amended the Sullivan descriptor in light of your giggles.
And rightfully so. ;) I also answered your question in the comments.

Always a pleasure, WW.
Regards,
jimmyb

9:04 PM  
Blogger hoosierboy said...

I do not get what is racist about it -- but it sounds good

8:44 AM  
Blogger Walker said...

No one gets what's racial about it, HB!

10:05 AM  
Blogger kevinwillis.net said...

The word white is what is racial about it! Because other minorities are so craven and incapable of enduring anything caucasian, even the mention of the word "white" is a deep offense. Also the color, and the temerity of showing our offensive caucasion faces in public.

No, I'm sorry, the person who suggest The White Lady has racial overtones is either a moron, insane, or a bit of both. That's just crazy. And editor at the WSJ didn't notice that the contention was irrational, unsubstantiated, and idiotic? "I is a riter 4 a majer metrpoliten nusepaper . . . "

Sheesh.

10:45 AM  
Blogger Walker said...

See that's what I think, Kevin! It is so exquisitely sensitive that it goes over into ridiculous. But that is the direction liberalism is taking us. Pretty soon they will outlaw the word 'white'. We'll have to say 'pale beige' or something.

The level of language oppression is just stunning.

10:50 AM  
Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I replied to your comment, WW.
Thanks much!

7:20 AM  
Blogger Gayle said...

Hi, Woods Walker! I haven't been visiting, but am making an exception, 'cause the comment you left on my blog got my attention.

So they don't like the word "White" hmmmm? But the word "Black" is just fine, although I'm surprised they aren't saying the drink "Black Russian" shows prejudice. These people have a few screws missing!

10:32 AM  
Blogger Gayle said...

I just read your post below this one. You mentioned "White Russians" but not "Black Russians." I wonder if that drink is only popular in the south?

10:35 AM  
Blogger kevinwillis.net said...

The Black Russian should be called either "The Black Empowerment Drink of Ancestry", or the "Black Reparations", and the "White Russian" should be called the "Utopia", or "Workers Paradise". The "White Lady" should either be changed to "The White Oppressor" or the "Can't Tell Me What To Do With My Body". Newer drinks, like "The Incredibly Thin Skin", the "No Sense of Humor or Proportion" and the ever-popular "Hyper-sensitive and Easily Offended" will soon be sweeping the nation.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Walker said...

Tee hee! Thanks for the 'snort!' Kevin.

11:41 AM  
Blogger white trash republican said...

Ding-ding-ding!!
We have a winner!
Kevin, excellent, dear boy.

Wouldn't a "Sharpton" be much like a Molotov cocktail?
Just asking...

10:51 AM  

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