How to respond when someone says "Happy Holidays"
A few posts ago on this page, Gayle declared war on the anti-Christmas crowd!
Here is a suggestion about how to push the point. Works best on liberal store clerks and wait staff who don't have an audience.
Them: Happy Holidays
You: I celebrate Christmas. What do you celebrate?
Them: Solstice.
You: Happy Solstice (thought balloon: You Pagan Idiot).
You Waiting.....
You: I celebrate Christmas.
You Waiting.....
Them, chickening out: Merry Christmas Then.
You: Merry Christmas to you, too. (thought balloon: You pagan traitor.)
Here is a suggestion about how to push the point. Works best on liberal store clerks and wait staff who don't have an audience.
Them: Happy Holidays
You: I celebrate Christmas. What do you celebrate?
Them: Solstice.
You: Happy Solstice (thought balloon: You Pagan Idiot).
You Waiting.....
You: I celebrate Christmas.
You Waiting.....
Them, chickening out: Merry Christmas Then.
You: Merry Christmas to you, too. (thought balloon: You pagan traitor.)
posted by Walker at 9:30 AM
2 Comments:
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Thats me celebrating...under the mistletoe
That's good. I hate these libs trying to take Christmas/Christ out of everything, but if it were a Muslim, OH NO, they could say whatever the heck they wanted to because they would cut your head off, or burn your house down, or kidnap your family and torture them, if you upset their religion
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