Democrats Want Sarah Palin to Take Her Clothes Off

And not for the same reason's I would. It's because they cost a lot of money!

Republicans have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on Palin's wardrobe, and it's a scandal.

Some women's Oscar night dresses alone cost that much, and don't look nearly as good as Palin's wardrobe. But never mind that.

It's a scandal! More Republican hypocrisy!

How much does Hillary spend on her wardrobe? How much does Michelle Obama spend on hers? What, nobody cares about that? Huh.

After the campaign, the McCain campaign plans to donate Sarah's pricey duds to charity. Who doesn't think an auction of designer duds, worn by Palin herself, won't raise more money for charity than the clothes originally cost?

But it will probably be some sort of church charity. Or something that goes to farmers or plumbers, and not to the government. So it's not really charity.

I know I'm supposed to be shocked the GOP has spent so much on Palin's clothes, but I'm not. I'm just nauseated by the unending attacks, and hypocrisy, from the Democrats, the left, and the media in this country.

I'm sorry, Katie Couric shops off-the-rack at the Dress Barn?