Monday, February 26, 2007

Hey James Cameron!

If you find Muhammed's bones in a box, be sure to let President Shorty in Iran know right away. Thanks for all you do.

Earnestly seeking approval

We got the lovely Maggie this weekend from the lovely Jennifer.

She has a very pretty little, earnest face.

Millions die worldwide in bird flu epidemic... Oh wait...

... millions didn't die and, bulletin, looks like it isn't spreading quit as fast as we thought.


I found a really old stone box that contains...

evidence that Global Warming is a fake.

It also has evidence that Hillary and Bill killed their lawyer.

Osama Hussein Obama is a lightweight socialist who wants to destroy America.

And Barbra Steisand takes remedial reading.

I hope this settles the matter. Now can we get back to capitalism?

Sunday, February 25, 2007

If we turned every kernel of corn into ethanol...

"...The U.S. would become the first nation in history to burn up its food supply to please a political mob."

Patrick J. Michaels
In National Review.


Friday, February 23, 2007

You can be sure of two things

If the UN's Global Warming treaty is passed, your use of gasoline and electricity will be rationed.

But Algore's won't.

Don't fall for this bullshit.


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Early robin

There's still10 inches of snow on the ground. I couldn't even walk into the woods today. So this robin is a might early.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Third day of snow jail: Lo! A Christian with a snow blower

We had enough of everything but freedom. Then, from the east, TJ, a good Christian man bearing a snow blower, came over and blew the entire 1/4 acre driveway clear. Onward Christian snowblowers!

But I still can't leave. Mark had to take my car to work because his wouldn't cooperate. That leaves me with the pickup. I don't drive the pickup. If this keeps up, I'm going to go Howard Hughes and start keeping my finger nail clippings in bottles and such. The walls... the walls... they close in.

And, oh heavens, it is now snowing again.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

We got 13 inches of snow

These drifts are about 4 feet to 5 feet high.


Kevin Willis shines some light

The other day I dashed off a mini-rant about Natalie Maines' alleged humility.

This prompted erstwhile commenter, the liberal BB-Idaho, to demonstrate the Natalie Maines mentality here on this blog. First, BB insulted country music, then he insulted country music fans, and finally he asserted that because country music fans were not generally liberal, it was because of a conspiracy. Presumably it is not because elitist idiots just like BB-Idaho don't like country music, and don't like country music fans or anything they stand for.

This is exactly the problem Natalie Maines has. She loathes country music and country music fans: The very people who made her rich. And she thinks that she can insult her fans and they should respond by buying more of her albums.

You really must read Kevin Willis' absolutely fantastic dissection of the controversy. (Although, if I could but get my editorial paws on Kevin's copy, it would be shorter -- *maniacal laugh* -- MUCH shorter.)

Monday, February 12, 2007

Least believable quote of the year

"I am humbled." -- Natalie Maines.

No, I wouldn't say you are humbled. I'd say you are smug.

And, by the way, I wouldn't say you are vindicated either, as the liberal press does.

No, I'd say, the only thing humble about Natalie Maines is her album sales, leaving still unanswered the question of whether it is possible to be both overtly anti-American and a country music superstar.

Now there is no doubt that the liberals will TREAT her as a superstar and that is obviously very satisfying. There is no doubt that lots of liberals will run out and buy token copies of her CDs. And that is satisfying, though not especially enriching.

It is still to be seen as to whether she can be the liberals' monkey and still last in country music, even after she is not the treat of the week. Hmmmm. I bet not. But we'll see.


Friday, February 09, 2007

They are all liars

From Yahoo News

"In another bizarre twist to the case, the husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, claimed that he might be the father of Smith's infant daughter.

Two other men are already waging a paternity battle over the little girl, who stands to inherit Smith's estate. Von Anhalt, 59, told The Associated Press he and Smith had been having an affair since the 1990s. "She wanted to be a princess," he said."


I think it is obvious that the child looks a LOT like Mark Wayne.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Horrible comments overheard

" I guess Anna Nicole found out how much smack is too much smack. "


I forgive him

Mark Wayne has revealed to me that he is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child and he will now have to accept the responsibilities and privileges associated with her estate.

The kid does look a lot like him.