Rick Moran At Right Wing Nut House Explains How Everything We Do Is Racist

And he's right. It's very long (Walker will say he needs an editor, and she's probably right), but it's worth a read.

Boy oh boy. If we white folks think we're racist now, just wait until we've had four years of Obama.

Some days, I don't think our country is all that far away from having separate water fountains for us white crackers, so noble African-Americans don't have to sully themselves by drinking from the same spigot as congenital racists.

I guess I'm as paranoid as Walker.

What A Relief! McCain Will Steal the Election!

Well, not quite. According to one of the many braniacs at PuffHo, McCain will claim the election was stolen from him to rob Obama of his mandate.

Gotta love the left. He recites the popular Republican "myth" of the 1960 election being stolen by Kennedy, and says none of it is true, without offering evidence to support this assertion.

McCain will do the same thing, by accusing poor, put-upon ACORN of voter fraud, even though this guy says ACORN has never done a single thing wrong, ever.

What happened to all the Diebold Voting machines the Republicans were using to steal elections? Why is there no real, recent discussion of how Republicans plan to steal the election with all their rigged machines?

Sounds like this is a set up to discredit (or prevent) any Republican lawsuits against obvious voter fraud, via ACORN, that helps to ensure Obama wins the election.

The Economy Trumps Race

According to Time. Because if the economy weren't so bad, all of us crackers out here in flyover country would just vote for the white guy. That's just how we are.

Ezra Klein puts it in interesting terms, saying explicitly that McCain will win whites but lose the presidency. If this happened, he would be the first candidate in US history to do so.

Given that Non-Hispanic whites are 68% of the popluation and African Americans are 12%, with Asians and Hispanics coming in at 5% and 15% respectively, how, exactly, does that work? Figures from Wikipedia, but feel free to use your own sources, you'll come up with similar numbers. Even if you throw in ACORN registering dead voters, much of the zombie vote will still consist of white people.

Obama may well win the election, if current tracking polls are any indication, and given the bi-partisan Communist agenda going on with congress and the current administration, I'm not sure it'll be that much different one way or the other (Walker may disagree). But he will have to win the white vote to do it. A president may well be elected without a majority of the white vote in 2050, but in 2008, you still have to win the caucasians to become president.

Obama's Job Interview Doesn't Go Well . . .

Hat tip to Ace of Spades, where the cartoon is a little easier to read.